I wouldn't ordinarily subject you to such a long post, but this story is rather suitable as my first posting of the year. I originally wrote it for my diary back in the late 1980's (still listening to Scott Walker by the way) and it is all true bar some place and character names. I now limit myself to one trip a year for carp, so it seems somewhat bizarre that I actually fished for them in the winter at one stage, aah what it is to be young and unworried by such trifles as snow and ice! These days the fire and a glass of something pleasant would win for sure.
That rather nice chap Fennel of The Priory cajoled the story out of me for another project which may see the light of day in another twenty five years or so!
The Christmas
and New Year celebrations had passed. Two weeks of enforced idleness,
overindulgence and merrymaking, meant that something other than indigestion was
burning inside me. Something was urging me to go fishing. It could be denied no
longer. As a spur of the moment decision, I decided to go fishing. I had no
idea on my destination, but the irresistible force that moved me clearly had
designs of its own.
At that time in my life I was
virtually a permanent fixture on the banks of the rivers Wye and Lugg, but for
some unexplained reason, when this particular call came, it lulled me towards
the Cauldron Pool, a spot totally alien to my winter fishing plans, even if it
never strayed very far from my thoughts. Indeed, since my teenage years, the
pool had been one of the only constants in my life. On considering the
prospect, it occurred to me that a trip to that quiet corner of nowhere, which
I had not visited since the autumn, would at least make for a change and blow
away some accumulated cobwebs, if nothing else.
The first leg of the journey northwards is never a memorable event and
for that reason, Scott Walker once again kept me company, courtesy of my tape
deck, much as he always does on my fishing adventures. Soon however, the
familiar, rolling Chester Hills in the distance were reached and I bade him
goodbye to continue a solitary journey through the delightful villages of
Condicote and Tatchester – both of which a true remedy to the malady of modern
life left far in my wake. And on nearing my journeys end, the high-sided lanes
for which this area is well known actually make the last few miles rather
enjoyable, reminding me of the ancient hollow lanes at Selbourne, so
evocatively described by Gilbert White.
But on this particular day the familiar surroundings are markedly
different with clean, white snow sitting like icing on the hills about me.
Perhaps a day beside my fire at home might not have been so bad after all, I
mused.
I turned the car and drove up Wizard
Lane, a route I am forbidden to use but cannot
resist. I got butterflies in case a certain person that I ‘hoped to avoid’
might catch wind of my presence. Indeed our relationship was something of a love-hate
affair (he loved to hate me), but for all of that, I pressed on. Right on cue,
out he flew: old Abner Brown, clothed in an emerald green smoking jacket and
trying his best to block my path before I manage to get past him.
Looking backwards in my mirror, I saw him standing, hands on hips,
mouthing the word ‘b*stard’ as I
continued to draw away, up ‘his’ lane. Onwards the track took me until, at
last, my journey was brought to an abrupt halt by a boulder of Indiana Jones
proportions which completely blocked the way. I knew it was the work of Abner,
who would by now be relishing the prospect of a rematch on my return past his
house.
I decided not to turn around just yet and instead stopped the car, opened
the door and stepped outside. An icy wind hit me and I started to have second
thoughts; perhaps this was not such a good idea after all. Having ventured so
far I was committed to a day of fishing, even if it entailed the fearful wrath
of Abner later on.
I negotiated the last hundred yards of my journey on foot, seeing the
Cauldron Pool come into view through the tree trunks of the surrounding wood.
The pool appeared as a rather gloomy and somewhat sinister mass of water, such
as I had never witnessed before. Its leafless trees were a stark contrast to the
summer scene I had previously taken for granted, which on a warm evening
harbour a myriad of insects and resonate with the soothing coo of wood pigeons.
The pool now seemed lifeless and barren. The thought of catching carp in such
wintry conditions was laughable, but I would at least make a token cast to help
me endure the elements.
The ferocity of the wind was building to gale-like proportions, which
prompted me to head towards the shallow end of the pool where an antiquated
boathouse would offer shelter and provide the opportunity for me to brew tea so
to keep myself moderately warm.
The pitch next to the boathouse is a comfortable spot, surrounded by
beech and oak trees. However, the water here is very snaggy: a veritable nest
of underwater snags make fishing difficult, and a line of sallows overhang the
water on the far bank.
Removing my rod from its holdall, I found not my trusty Sharpe’s salmon
spinner, but a lissom Mk IV Avon, the legacy of my last river trip. What a
blunder, especially as the conditions demanded a more robust tool for the job.
Swearing that Abner must have cursed my efforts, my confidence dropped and, to
make matters worse, snow was beginning to fall. I paired the rod to a Swallow
centrepin reel, a hasty search through my tackle bag yielded a drilled bullet
weight which would at least get my bait to the sallow foliage opposite. I had at least prepared the correct bait
before setting out, coating some luncheon meat in Oxo and frying it until
crisp. Choosing a medium sized chunk for the hook, I cast my bait to within six
feet of the willows. It was more by luck than judgement and I decided to keep it
there for as long as it might take to get a bite. In these conditions, it may
have had to remain there until the end of the season. A forked stick served
as a rod rest and I sat back into my chair, wrapped in my wax jacket and
reasonably cosy against the elements.
By lunchtime the wind in the trees overhead was deafening and I don’t
mind admitting that the roar coming off the hills and through the woods
nearly had me cowering in terror and thinking that the banshee had the hounds
of hell on its tail and was whistling for its life.
‘Jack O’ Lantern and Willow the
Wisp, the devils legions riding out on the mist – the hounds of hell are riding
again.’
I scrambled up through the woods behind the boathouse to better assess
the situation. Upon exiting the wood I was very nearly blown back and into the
pool by the pernicious force of the wind. ‘Best to stay put,’ I concluded. In
that terrifying but exhilarating moment, with snow falling about me, I looked
back towards the black brew that was the pool, and saw a huge carp leap from
the water not ten feet from my baited hook. In an instant, the sight of the
fish’s bright orange flank – which appeared like a surreal speck of colour in a
back and white film - lifted my spirits and reinforced my resolve to fish on.
The landscape remained dark beneath the ashen sky. Ice formed on my rod
rings, in the margins of the pool and over the black mud around me. I remained
seated and waited for either the elements to ease or that magnificent carp to
take my bait. I sat alone, freezing but optimistic, like some eccentric
Victorian Antarctic explorer. One slip and I would not be found until the
summer.
Amid the crashing of broken limbs from the trees about me, I heard a
different sound which, at first, I struggled to identify. I realised it was the
noise of line pinging free from my frozen rod rings, followed by a metallic
rasp of the ratchet on my reel as it spun in a wondrous blur.
For what must have been ten seconds, I did nothing but watch the line,
mesmerised by the hoped-for but quite unexpected bite that had brought life to
an otherwise oppressive scene. I slowly
lifted rod, its cane fibres quickly hooped to the steady pull of a creature which
moved away and to my left. Rather ironically, I realised that the iced-up rings
on the rod had actually helped set the hook, but with snags all about me I knew
that I would need even more luck if the matter in hand was to be brought to a
happy conclusion.
Time and time again the fish swam
perilously close to the sunken branches about me until, after twenty minutes of
pressure applied by the light river rod, I brought the fish to the surface and
a gnarly, peach-coloured mirror carp appeared. It was one of the true monsters
of the pool, a fish that some had claimed to be a myth. Making an instinctive
grab for the landing net, I felt nothing but cold earth. It dawned on me that I
had not even set up the blessed thing. Clenching the rod between my legs, I
frantically removed the net from the rod holdall and set about assembling
spreader block to arms, followed by pole to assembled net (not the easiest
procedure even in the warmest of months), praying that nothing would go wrong.
Fortunately the fish did not move far and to my great relief, I was able to
assemble the net and land the fish at the first time of asking – an angling
miracle the like of which I never expect to see, let alone experience, ever
again.
With trembling hands, I unhooked the great fish. But I felt uneasy as I
admired its handsome shape, colours and bulk. Instead of feeling proud in its
capture, an unexpected feeling of guilt came over me as I realised that I had
been the instrument of its downfall; that I had shattered a myth. I very nearly
returned the carp without weighing or photographing it, but the young angler in
me insisted that I should. And so, in the lea of an ancient hedge, the deed was
done. I reduced the fish to a number and a static image. As if to make a point,
the wind lifted the hat from my head and, for my troubles, made me walk into a
nearby field to collect it.
I returned the fish to its inky home.
It was quite something to watch it glide serenely away, without doubt
the very same carp that had flaunted itself earlier in the day.
With the storm still ranging, I collected my tackle and made for the
boathouse, deciding that this was the safest place to endure the night ahead.
It would be a long and sleepless night, where not even the satisfaction of
catching such a splendid fish, or the flickering glow of my candle could lull
me to a fitful sleep.
More than twenty years have passed since that adventure, yet the day’s
events remain etched vividly in my memory, especially so when I put on the hat
that so nearly got away.
And what became of old Abner I hear you ask? Did I successfully sneak
past him on my return home? Is he still there, guarding his empire? That, my
friend, is quite another story…
